Green Glade Hackers coach, 'Unlucky' Lysenko stood defiant this evening, vowing to cast away his unfortunate monicker when his team take to the field this weekend for the 2010 Bunker Bowl tournament.
His confidence was no doubt boosted by tonight's comfortable 3-2 win against the Lizardman team, Sobek's Raiders.
Treeman, 'the Outrageous' Girth, seems to have stoked fire in the bellies of these once-gentle Elves as they proved themselves the more violent of the two teams. In fact, rather miraculously, the team ended the first half with all eleven players on the pitch!
'Thoroughly Dubious' Duran was their only casualty, his game ended by the armoured fist of one of the Raiders' Saurus players.
Evening the score, and more besides, the Elves and Girth managed to kill a Saurus and Skink - not to mention rendering a slew of players unconscious.
'It's very easy,' Lysenko warns, 'to pin all of our recent improvement upon the arrival of 'the Outrageous' Girth. But the truth is, magnificent figurehead though he may make, it's the fact that the team has now gelled into a coherent and formidable group of players that makes them Old World-beaters.'
But fans now know that the time for talk is over.
Only Saturday and Sunday will tell whether the Green Glade Hackers are good enough to add silverware to their (rather empty) wooden cabinet.
Buy our weekend supplement for our special two-part report.
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