Green Glade Hackers fans were elated tonight after their team's dire losing streak was broken by a 2-1 victory - relieving the growing pressure on head coach 'Unlucky' Lysenko.
Nerves were jangling as the Khorne-worshipping Norse team they were facing stomped, jeering, onto the pitch.
The hush of the Wood Elf fans predicted that their team weren't going to get out of this one unscathed.
And scathed they certainly were, to the tally of four Elves sacrificed to the glory of the Blood God during the course of the game.
Still, in an uncharacteristic feat of bravery and resolve, the Hackers managed to lead for much of the game, thankfully holding off a last-minute equaliser from their opponents, sealing a victory that managed to silence even the blood-thirsty calls of the Norse fans.
Despite this elation, a re-re-match against their old enemies, the Zharr-Naggrund Thrones ended in a 2-1 defeat, despite the Hackers taking an early lead.
Once more, coach Lysenko put the Chaos Dwarf victory down to a string of dirty fouls from the Thrones, leading to no less than two of their players being sent off.
'Wait until Bunker Bowl,' seethed Lysenko. 'I hope we draw those stunty, beardy thugs so that we can have our revenge! We're just warming up! With a nice mug of cocoa.'
Fans will not have to wait long to see if they will face the Thrones again as Bunker Bowl kicks off in less than a fortnight...
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