Embattled Green Glade Hackers Coach, 'Unlucky' Darren Lysenko has urged the team's financiers that money needs to be spent if the team are to be in with a chance of performing at the upcoming Bunker Bowl Tournament.
The Hackers suffered yet another embarrassing defeat last night, to the jeers of both home and rival fans. One Wardancer - Stormwind the Golden Tornado - was even booed by raucous Hackers fans as he was carried almost-lifeless from the pitch.
The Zharr-Naggrund Thrones - the Chaos Dwarf team which heralded the beginning of the Hackers' current run of bad luck - pummelled the Wood Elf team into a 2-0 deafeat, re-igniting calls for the sacking of the team's Head Coach.
'Unlucky' Lysenko urged calm, and called for reflection upon the team's recent defeats.
'We're getting crushed from the outset. The minute the ball first hits grass, half our line are out of action. We need something that can bolster our scrimmage line. We need a Treeman!'
These calls have been welcomed by most fans, although some assistant coaching staff have expressed concerns about where the gold for such a high-profile purchase may come from.
'The thing is, tee-hee,' giggled Page-Tree stunna Wynona Cherry-Blossom, Hackers cheerleader. 'It's fine to talk about what we could do with all of these extra boys running around, but boys cost money, don't they? What about m - ? I mean, what about the rest of the coaching staff? Are we going to lose ours jobs over this?'
Only one person can answer that question - and that person is the one voted most likely by fans to be out on their ear before the start of next season.
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